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Arrr! ASA be hoisting the sails with a fresh guide t' keep ye strokes at bay! Aye, savvy?

2024-10-21

Arrr! The ASA be droppin’ their first fresh scroll for preventin’ strokes in a decade! Aye, their wise words be jivin’ with the AHA’s Life’s Essential 8. Avast, me hearties, keep yer noggins intact and sail smooth seas! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for the mighty ASA be raisin' the sails on a fresh set o' guidin' stars fer preventin' that dreaded stroke, which be as unwelcome as a kraken at a tea party! Aye, 'tis been a whole decade since they last charted these waters, but now they’ve come back with a treasure chest full of wisdom, alignin' their recommendations with the AHA’s Life’s Essential 8.

Ye see, this be no ordinary scroll of rules, but a bounty of knowledge to keep yer noggin intact and yer limbs limber! The ASA be advisin' ye to keep yer heart pumpin' and yer blood flowin' like fine rum through a pirate's gullet. They be sayin', “Eat yer greens, me hearty, avoid the scurvy, and keep that booty in shape!”

So, hoist the flag of healthy livin' and heed their jolly advice! Fer if ye ignore these guidelines, ye might find yerself walkin' the plank to a stroke instead of sailin' the high seas! Raise a mug to livin' long and prosperin', for a healthy pirate be a happy pirate! Arrr, let’s keep the strokes at bay and the adventures at the forefront, savvy?

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