"Arrr! Investing in the lasses' health fills the treasure chest, says the wise ol' sea parrot!"
2024-10-22
Arrr, mateys! A scallywag report from the NHS shows that treatin' lasses with belly woes be costin' us a mighty £11 billion doubloons! Aye, we best be mindin' our shipshape or we’ll be sailin' straight into the stormy seas of bankruptcy! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye of a most curious tale from the realm of the NHS Confederation. A report has washed ashore, revealin' that the fair maidens of our land be sufferin' from poor treatment o' their obstetric and gynaecological woes. Aye, 'tis a matter of great import, for it be costin' our economy a staggering £11 billion doubloons!