Arrr, matey! Aye, seven outta a hundred landlubbers be gettin’ misdiagnosed in the ol' sick bay!
2024-10-22
Arrr matey! Aye, it be said that one in fourteen landlubbers be sufferin' from misread maps in the hospital brig! Most of these blunders could be avoided, they say. So keep yer eye on the treasure map, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ woe from the hallowed halls o’ the hospital. A jolly band o’ scallywags be sayin’ that a fearsome 1 in 14 landlubbers find themselves in a right pickle due to what they be callin’ “diagnostic errors.” Aye, that be fancy speak fer when the good doctors be missin’ the mark like a drunken sailor tryin’ to hit the broadside o’ a barn!Now, ye might be wonderin’, how can it be that so many of us be nigh on sufferin' from such blunders? Aye, it be true that most o’ these blunders could be avoid’d if only the landlubbers in white coats kept their wits about 'em! That’s right, me hearties, if they be payin’ closer attention, we’d be dodgin’ more than just scurvy!