The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! PFAS be messin’ with yer kidneys through ye belly critters and blood swill, savvy? A right jolly conundrum!

2024-11-05

Arrr, matey! Aye, the belly beasties be havin' a jolly ol' dance with them fancy chemicals, affectin’ the young scalawags’ kidney prowess! So beware o’ the treacherous waters o’ polyfluoro-whatchamacallits, lest ye be findin’ yerself in a right pickle! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious tale of the swabs of science and the scallywags of our bellies! It seems that the wee critters livin' in our guts—known as the microbiome, aye—be havin' a chat with them sneaky metabolites while we be settin' sail through the treacherous waters of per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances (or PFAS for short, savvy?).

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