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Arrr, can them calm waters o' normotensive seas stir up a storm o' hypertension, matey? Aye, 'tis a curious quest!

2024-10-08

Arrr, matey! Even with smooth sailing through pregnancy, 1 in 15 lasses find their blood pressure risin' like a ghost ship after birth! Beware the treacherous tides of hypertension, or ye be walkin’ the plank to Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout the fair lasses who sail the seas of motherhood. Aye, it be a curious thing, but even when they be feelin’ as spry as a ship on a brisk morn, one in fifteen of these brave wenches finds themselves battlin’ the treacherous waters of hypertension within but six moons after they’ve brought forth their wee ones!

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