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"Arrr! Europe be givin' the thumbs up to new flu potions and COVID jabs, savvy? Avast and jab away!"

2024-10-18

Arrr, matey! Europe’s potion masters be suggestin' two fine elixirs fer the sniffles, and givin' a sprucin' up to two COVID brews already blessed by the crown. So hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jab or two—'tis the pirate’s way to stay hearty!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer news from the high seas of science! The fine folk at Europe's drug regulator have hoisted the sails and recommendin' two shiny new vaccines to fend off the scurvy grip of influenza! Aye, they be settin' course fer a healthier crew, savvy?

But that be not all, ye landlubbers! They’ve also taken the liberty to revise the recipes fer two COVID-19 potions that had already been given the ol' thumbs up by the European Commission. Aye, a wee bit o' an update to keep the baddies at bay! It’s like givin' yer parrot a fresh cracker to keep it squawkin' happily, ye see?

So, hoist yer jolly roger and raise a tankard to these clever pirates of the medical realm! With these new vaccines, we be sailin' smoother seas, avoidin' the dreaded illness that plagues our fine crew. Don’t be forgettin' to get yer shots, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank of illness! Avast, stay healthy, me hearties!

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