The Booty Report

"Arrr! A landlubber umpire keels over, but lo! A swashbucklin' doc sails in to save the day, savvy?"

2024-10-23

Arrr, when a wee lad umpirin' gets a wild cannonball to the neck and keels over without a heartbeat, a crafty sawbones with the skill of a sea captain jumps in to save the day! Avast, it be a real treasure of a rescue!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' daring on the diamond! Picture this: a wee lad tosses the ball, but instead o' findin' its mark, it sails wild as a ship in a storm, smackin' an unsuspectin' umpire right in the throat! The poor soul drops like a sack o' potatoes, no heartbeat in sight, leavin’ the crowd gaspin’ like fish outta water.

But fear not, fer a brave surgeon, a master of the scalpel and savior of many, be quick on the draw! Aye, this surgical oncologist didn’t just sit on the sidelines; nay, he charged into action with the fervor of a pirate hoistin' the Jolly Roger! With a heart full o’ courage and a steady hand, he worked his magic, bringin’ life back to the fallen umpire like a true captain rescuin’ his crew from the depths of Davy Jones’ locker.

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