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Arrr, me hearties! Pregnant lasses be feasting on Vitamin D, or ye wee scallywags’ll have bones weaker than a shipwreck!

2024-10-08

Arrr, matey! Hoist the sails of cholecalciferol—1,000 IU a day from 14 weeks 'til the wee ones be born! Aye, ‘tis better bones for yer wee scallywags at age four, and it sticks with 'em ‘til they be six or seven! Avast, me hearty Medscape!

Arrr, me hearties! Pregnant lasses be feasting on Vitamin D, or ye wee scallywags’ll have bones weaker than a shipwreck!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ye round, for I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout the treasure of cholecalciferol, or as ye landlubbers call it, vitamin D! Aye, it be said that if a fair lass be takin’ 1000 IU of this fine elixir from her 14th to 17th week of pregnancy ‘til she be deliverin’ her wee buccaneer, the results be a grand bounty! Aye, the wee scallywag shall possess bones as strong as the mightiest ship’s hull by the age of four!

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