"Arrr! LSG: Quick as a cannonball, fewer snags than a drunken sailor with a single-shot stapler!"
2024-10-14
Avast, matey! This magical stapler be shootin' a straight gastric sleeve with one mighty blast, makin' the whole belly-banditin' venture far more swift and smooth than firein’ them staples one by one! A true treasure for them brave souls takin’ the plunge! Arrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a wondrous contraption—the stapler o' the seas! This be no ordinary tool; nay, it be a mighty device that fires a straight gastric sleeve in but one swift motion, improved like a fine rum aged in the barrels o’ time.