The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, matey! FDA be warnin’ yer noggin might be more prone to Davy Jones’ locker after poppin’ them happy pills!

2024-10-07

Arrr, me hearties! It appears them black box warnings be sinkin' the ship of mental care, causin' a tempest of despair among the young scallywags! Instead o' savin' 'em, they be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones! Blimey, what a jolly mess!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of dire consequence from the realm of health care! It appears that those fancy black box warnings, meant to keep the scallywags from takin’ a plunge into the depths of despair, be havin’ the opposite effect! Aye, ye heard me right!

Newfangled data be suggestin’ that these warnings, blatherin’ about the dangers of suicidality, be causin’ a grievous decline in the care our young barnacles be needin’. Instead of savin’ their souls, it seems we be abandonin’ ship! The result? A most lamentable rise in the number o' young souls leavin’ us far too soon, like a ship lost to the stormy seas!

Now, I ask ye, what madness be this? Instead of helpin’ our young, we be givin’ them the heave-ho when they need a lifeline! Aye, this be no good for any captain worth their salt! So, let’s raise a pint and ponder if there be a better way to navigate these treacherous waters, lest we find ourselves in a whirlpool of woe!

So hoist the sails of awareness, me mateys! Let’s chart a course for better care, lest we lose more fine young buccaneers to the abyss!

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