Avast, matey! FDA be warnin’ yer noggin might be more prone to Davy Jones’ locker after poppin’ them happy pills!
2024-10-07
Arrr, me hearties! It appears them black box warnings be sinkin' the ship of mental care, causin' a tempest of despair among the young scallywags! Instead o' savin' 'em, they be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones! Blimey, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of dire consequence from the realm of health care! It appears that those fancy black box warnings, meant to keep the scallywags from takin’ a plunge into the depths of despair, be havin’ the opposite effect! Aye, ye heard me right!Newfangled data be suggestin’ that these warnings, blatherin’ about the dangers of suicidality, be causin’ a grievous decline in the care our young barnacles be needin’. Instead of savin’ their souls, it seems we be abandonin’ ship! The result? A most lamentable rise in the number o' young souls leavin’ us far too soon, like a ship lost to the stormy seas!
Now, I ask ye, what madness be this? Instead of helpin’ our young, we be givin’ them the heave-ho when they need a lifeline! Aye, this be no good for any captain worth their salt! So, let’s raise a pint and ponder if there be a better way to navigate these treacherous waters, lest we find ourselves in a whirlpool of woe!
So hoist the sails of awareness, me mateys! Let’s chart a course for better care, lest we lose more fine young buccaneers to the abyss!