"Arrr! Behold! Mountain pirates be breakin' bones faster than a cannonball flies, matey! Aye, what a ruckus!"
2024-10-25
Arrr, matey! A mighty rise of 247% in leg-bustin’ tumbles while ridin’ those cursed mountain contraptions be reported 'twixt 2019 and 2020! ’Twas the galleon arms that took the brunt, and lo, it be the swashbucklin’ men who be riskin’ it most! Avast, watch yer limbs!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings from the realm of mountain biking! A study, aye, that be a fancy word for "lookin' into things," has uncovered a treasure trove of fractured bones, with a whopping 247% spike in ye ol' broken bits from the year o’ our lord 2019 to 2020! Arrr, that be a mighty leap indeed!