The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"South Carolina wench be talkin' after losin' her wee treasure, accused of sendin' a scallywag to Davy Jones!"

2024-09-24

Arrr, matey! She was marooned fer 22 long days in the Orangeburg-Calhoun brig, locked up tighter than a treasure chest, facin' a life sentence! Aye, no doubloons for bail! Talk about a rough voyage, eh? Savvy? <br> *KFF Health News*

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be spinning a yarn o’ a lass who found herself in a fine pickle at the Orangeburg-Calhoun Regional Detention Center, a place as welcoming as a kraken’s embrace! Aye, she was held there fer a full 22 days, stuck like a barnacle on a ship's hull, with nary a bond to be found, facing a fate worse than scallywags’ tales—20 years to life in the brig!

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