The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Ye scurvy dogs have crafted a fine set o' cards in Fallout's Magic: The Gathering! But truth be told, I be only carin' for the grand artwork o' Dogmeat and Rex the Cyber-Hound!

2023-10-19

Avast ye hearties! They bestowed upon Dogmeat his very own commander deck, and me joy be overflowin'! Arrr, 'tis a fine day fer a furry matey to set sail on the high seas of card battles!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather round, for I have a tale to share that will surely tickle your funny bones and warm the cockles of yer pirate souls. 'Tis a tale of friendship and adventure, of a scurvy mutt named Dogmeat and his newfound love for the game of commanders.

It all started when me crew and I stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the form of a deck of cards. Now, these weren't just any cards, me mateys. Nay, they were a special kind called commander decks, fit for the grandest of battles on the high seas. And as fate would have it, Dogmeat, our loyal pooch, took a liking to them.

At first, we were taken aback. A dog playing cards? 'Twas surely a sight to behold. But Dogmeat had a cunning mind, ye see. He quickly grasped the rules and strategies of the game, and soon enough, he was besting us all with his clever tactics. The lad had a knack for outsmarting even the saltiest of sea dogs.

We could not help but be thrilled, me hearties. Who would have thought that a mere pup could possess such a sharp wit and fierce competitive spirit? Dogmeat became the talk of the ship, and we eagerly awaited our daily matches with him. Many a time, we found ourselves on the losing end of his clever plays, but we couldn't help but laugh and cheer him on.

As the days went by, Dogmeat's love for the game grew stronger. We decided to honor his newfound passion by giving him his very own commander deck. Oh, the joy in his eyes when we presented him with his own set of cards! He wagged his tail with such enthusiasm, it could have powered a ship.

So now, me hearties, we sail the treacherous seas and engage in fierce battles, not only against rival pirates but also against our furry friend Dogmeat. 'Tis a sight to behold, indeed, to witness a pirate crew and a clever canine bound together by the love of a card game. And as we navigate through this pirate's life, we can't help but be grateful for the joy and laughter that Dogmeat has brought into our pirate hearts.

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