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Avast, me hearties! Who be, and who be not, prepared to change their minds 'bout the Gaza Hospital Blast?

2023-10-20

Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a tale of intrigue and deception on the high seas of diplomacy. After them scallywags from Israel and the United States claimed that the fiery rocket what blasted into the Al-Ahli Arab Hospital in Gaza didn't be their doing, Jordan's Foreign Minister, Ayman Safadi, cried foul! "Arrr! No one be believin' that yarn 'round these parts," he snarled. His predecessor, the cunning Marwan Muasher, a former ambassador to Israel, be havin' his say too...

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I've got a tale worth tellin'. It be a tale of deceit and denial, a story that unfolds in the treacherous waters of the Middle East.
It all started when the Israeli government, and then its mighty ally, the United States, made a grand announcement. They claimed, with evidence to boot, that the rocket that wreaked havoc in the Al-Ahli Arab Hospital parking lot in Gaza did not come from their cannons. Aye, they be washin' their hands clean of this mess.
But lo and behold, the Jordanian Foreign Minister, Ayman Safadi, ain't havin' none of it. He be scoffin' and snortin', sayin' that no one in this part of the world be buying that tale. Aye, it be a tall tale indeed, mateys!
Not only did Safadi speak his piece, but his predecessor, Marwan Muasher, a former ambassador to Israel, added his voice to the chorus of disbelief. The air be thick with suspicion, and these blokes be sniffin' out somethin' fishy in the winds of diplomacy.
Now, me hearties, what be the truth? Who fired that dastardly rocket? Be it the work of a mischievous pirate or a conniving enemy? Only time will tell. But one thing be certain, the waters be muddy and the currents be strong in this game of international politics.
So, me buckos, grab yer spyglasses and keep a weather eye on the horizon. The truth may be hidden, but we pirates be known for unravellin' secrets. And mark me words, we won't rest till we know who be pullin' the strings in this dangerous dance of denial.

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