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Arr, Ramaswamy be ponderin' whether to engage in th' third debate, doubloons be swayin' his decision!

2023-10-21

Arr, the savvy businessman Vivek Ramaswamy be ponderin' whether he be makin' an appearance at the third Republican presidential debate in Miami on the 8th day of November. "He'll make his decision afore the third debate," quoth Zach Henry, a spokesperson for Ramaswamy's campaign, in a missive to The Epoch Times on the 20th day of October. Mr. Henry be keepin' mum on when Mr. Ramaswamy be makin' that decision. The former President Donald J. Trump, leadin' the pack among Republican presidential hopefuls, be announcin'...

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me matey Vivek Ramaswamy be havin' a bit o' trouble decidin' if he be wantin' to show his face at the third Republican presidential debate happenin' in Miami, Florida, on Nov. 8. Arrr!

Aye, this scurvy dog will be makin' up his mind before the third debate, says Zach Henry, a blabberin' campaign spokesperson for Ramaswamy. But blast me barnacles if he can't tell us when that decision be comin'! Arrr!

Now, the big kahuna himself, former President Donald J. Trump, the swashbucklin' leader of the Republican pack, has already announced...

But avast! We need to focus on this Ramaswamy fella. Will he or won't he show his mug at the debate? Only time will tell, me hearties! He be keepin' us all in suspense, like a bunch o' landlubbers awaitin' a treasure map.

It be a curious thing, ye see. A businessman like Ramaswamy, with his fancy suits and shiny shoes, minglin' with the likes of Trump and the other scurvy politicians. Maybe he be thinkin' he'll be out of place, like a peg leg on a dolphin. Or perhaps he be fearin' the sharp tongues and cutlasses of his opponents. Who knows?

But one thing be certain, me mateys. We'll be waitin' with bated breath to see if Ramaswamy be takin' the plunge into the political shark-infested waters of the debate stage. Will he be walkin' the plank or claimin' the captain's seat? Only time will tell, my hearties!

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