Arrr! An Israeli scallywag from Harvard Business bein' bothered durin' a Gaza 'Die-In' at the port o' learnin'!
2023-10-22
Avast ye scurvy dogs! A wee Israeli scholar from Harvard Business School was rudely jostled and harassed during a rambunctious "die in" ruckus, denouncing Israel's swashbucklin' counterattacks on Hamas. Arrr! The video, witnessed by the Washington Free Beacon, shows the lad cryin' "Avast! Unhand me!" and "Keep yer filthy mitts off me neck!" while the scallywags, clad in keffiyehs, surround him, hobblin' his view. Eventually, the brave lad declares, "I reside here!" as he tries to escape their clutches...
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of a young landlubber, a brave Israeli student, who found himself in the midst of a mighty protest at Harvard Business School. Arrr, it be a "die in" protest, ye see, a show of anger against the retaliatory attacks of Israel upon the scurvy dogs known as Hamas.Ahoy, but this student, in his first year at Harvard, was caught unawares as he be shoved and accosted by these protesters. The incident be caught on video, mateys, and reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon. It be a sight to behold, I tell ye! The student be surrounded by these ruffians, their faces hidden behind keffiyehs, as they block his view and put their hands upon him.
The student, showing his mettle, be heard shouting, "don't grab me" and "don't touch my neck." He be standing his ground, trying to fight off these scallywags. But he be outnumbered, my mates, and he be needing to make his escape.
With a brave heart, the student tells them, "I live here!" He be reminding them that this be his home, and he be having a right to be there. Ah, the audacity of these protesters, to think they can intimidate this young buccaneer on his own ship!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. No matter the cause, no matter the protest, we must be treating our fellow sailors with respect and dignity. We must be remembering that we all be sharing this world, and we must be finding a way to live in harmony, even in times of strife. Arrr, let's be setting sail towards a better future, where we can all be living together as one. Yo ho ho!