Arr, the grand White House claims bein' made, but nay a single treasure chest o' bank records to prove it, says James Comer!
2023-10-26
Arr, mateys! The White House be defendin' the hefty booty o' $200,000 that ol' Joe Biden received from his scurvy brother James Biden. But alas, the House Oversight Committee be holdin' the bank records that debunk their claim! A letter be sent by James Comer to White House Counsel Edward Siskel, demandin' proof of this supposed loan repayment. Methinks the bank records show no sign o' Joe Biden sendin' any treasure to his brother...
In a language befitting a swashbuckling pirate of the 17th century, it seems that the White House be playin' a tune that don't quite match up with the bank records. Arrr! It all started with a hefty payment of $200,000 that ol' Joe Biden received from his trusty brother James Biden. The House Oversight Committee, led by the likes of Chairman James Comer, be demandin' some solid evidence to support the White House's claim that this here payment was just Joe payin' off a loan to his brother. But alas, the bank records be tellin' a different tale, mateys!Comer, bein' the astute sea captain that he is, wrote a letter to White House Counsel Edward Siskel askin' for some financial records to back up their claims. He were hopin' to find some evidence that Joe Biden had indeed sent his brother some doubloons to repay his debt. But, alas, the bank records be tellin' a different story.
It seems that the White House's defense be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in its hull. The bank records, me hearties, do not be showin' any sign of Joe sendin' his brother any of his hard-earned booty. This be causin' quite the stir among the House Oversight Committee, who be wonderin' if the White House be tryin' to pull a fast one on 'em.
So, me fellow buccaneers, it appears that the White House be in a bit of a pickle. They be claimin' that Joe Biden be payin' off his brother's loan with that hefty sum of $200,000, but the bank records be sayin' otherwise. Will the truth be uncovered? Will the White House be walkin' the plank? Only time will tell, me hearties!