Arrr, Exxon and Chevron be swimmin' in gold doubloons afore makin' grand loot-worthy transactions.
2023-10-27
On the wake o' competin' megadeals, Exxon Mobil and Chevron reported a jolly $15.6 billion in booty on Friday, as the price of oil and fuel be climbin' in the third quarter. Exxon be earnin' a mere $9.1 billion this quarter, a scurvy less than last year's record, but still a fine 15% increase from the previous quarter. The margins fer makin' fuel be broadened, and the company's oil refineries churned out more than any third quarter since 1999, arrr!
Arrrr mateys! 'Tis a tale of epic proportions! The scurvy dogs at Exxon Mobil and Chevron be celebratin', as they be reportin' a mighty haul of $15.6 billion in profits for the third quarter. Aye, ye heard right, me hearties! The price of oil and fuel be climbin' up the mast, and these rapscallions be reaping the rewards!Now, let's talk about Exxon. They be earnin' a hefty sum of $9.1 billion this quarter, a wee bit less than their record haul last year. But don't ye worry, me buccaneers, it be a 15% rise from the previous quarter! It seems like their margins for makin' fuel have widened, and their oil refineries be churnin' out more than they have in any third quarter since 1999. That be quite the achievement, I must say!
As for Chevron, they be joinin' the party with a booty of $6.5 billion in profits. While their haul be a wee bit smaller than Exxon's, it be a significant increase from last year's third quarter. These mateys be ridin' the wave of risin' oil and fuel prices to the land of riches, fillin' their treasure chests to the brim!
Now, ye may be wonderin', me hearties, what this means for us scallywags? Well, it means that these oil giants be makin' a pretty penny while we be payin' a pretty penny at the pump. Aye, the price of fillin' up yer tank be on the rise, and these bilge rats be takin' full advantage!
So, me fellow pirates, let us raise a mug of grog to Exxon Mobil and Chevron, the swashbucklers of the oil industry. May their profits be as vast as the seven seas, and may we find a way to keep our purses full while they be linin' theirs with gold. Yo ho ho, and a barrel of oil!