Arrr! Hamas be spillin' its secrets on what they want fer settin' them Israeli hostages free in Gaza!
2023-10-27
Arrr, ye scurvy delegates o' Hamas be in Moscow, makin' demands like a bunch o' landlubber pirates! They be sayin' they won't free them Israeli hostages in the Gaza Strip 'til Israel agrees to a ceasefire. And they be wantin' all them hostages in Gaza to be found too! Blast their barnacles!
In a hilarious twist straight out of a 17th century pirate tale, delegates of Hamas in Moscow have released a set of demands to secure the release of Israeli hostages in the Gaza Strip. Arrr, mateys! This crew be no ordinary bunch of scallywags!The daring Hamas delegation, as reported by the Russian-state controlled news outlet Kommersant, boldly declared that they would not free any hostages until Israel agrees to a ceasefire. Arr, they be playing hardball with those landlubbers! But that ain't all, me hearties!
A fella by the name of Abu Hamid, part of this gallant delegation that sailed all the way to the Russian capital, also claimed that all the hostages taken to Gaza still need to be located. Avast! These scurvy dogs be just as concerned about finding their prisoners as they be about making demands!
"Hundreds of citizens and dozens of militants from various walks of life have been captured and stowed away in our treasure chest," Abu Hamid reportedly declared, probably with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. "But we be needing a ceasefire and for Israel to hand over the map to their hidden treasure before we let 'em go!"
With these demands, Hamas be showing that they be no ordinary bunch of seadogs. They be ready to bargain, but only if their conditions be met. But as we wait to see if Israel will walk the plank and give in to these demands, the fate of the hostages remains uncertain. Will they be found? Will a ceasefire be agreed upon? Only time will tell, me hearties!