Muzzlin' the voices o' them scallywag anti-Israel scholars be a salty mistake, matey! Arr!
2023-10-28
"Arrr! Republican scallywag Sen. Mitt Romney be claimin' a hearty chunk o' me crew don't be believin' in the Constitution! Aye, methinks he be referencin' the likes o' Donald Trump and Gov. Ron DeSantis, ye scurvy dogs! DeSantis be showin' his disrespect fer the First Amendment by shuttin' down Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP). Avast ye!"
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, there be trouble on the political seas! Republican Sen. Mitt Romney be claimin' that a fair share of his comrades don't be believin' in the Constitution. Arr, it be a scandalous accusation!The good senator, savvy as he be, didn't be givin' any names, but me reckonin' they be some scallywags worth mentionin'. First mate Donald Trump, bein' the most prominent of the lot, and Governor Ron DeSantis, a rascal in his own right.
Now, me hearties, it be DeSantis who be takin' the spotlight in this tale. Once again, he be showin' his disdain for the First Amendment, that sacred right to free speech. The governor be orderin' the closure of Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP), a group with chapters spread across Florida and beyond. Shiver me timbers!
Me reckonin' this be a blatant act of censorship, a dagger in the heart of free expression. DeSantis be trampling on the rights of these young scallywags to voice their opinions and engage in peaceful protest. It be an attack on democracy itself, me hearties!
But fear not, me crew! The SJP be fightin' back, filin' a lawsuit against the governor's order. They be seekin' justice in the courts, arguin' that their rights be violated. Aye, it be a battle worth watchin'!
So, me hearties, let us raise a mug o' grog to those brave souls standin' up for their rights. And let us hope that these scoundrels who don't be believin' in the Constitution be held accountable for their actions. May the winds of justice blow in our favor, and may the spirit of liberty prevail in these turbulent times! Yo ho ho!