DeSantis be a scurvy dog, plunderin' the First Amendment whilst chasin' after popularity like a landlubber!
2023-10-28
Avast ye mateys! Cap'n Ron DeSantis be showin' no regard for the First Amendment, all for the sake o' his poll standin'. Aye, his Disney tactic be a fail, leavin' him a whopping 46 points behind Trump. Now he be settin' his sights on campus free speech, a cry taken up by the right-wingers! Stanford be forsakin' its students for Kyle Duncan, and Judge Ho be boycottin' potential clerks, makin' headlines! And now, DeSantis be aimin' to ensure them Palestinians won't have a say in the matter... Arrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, mateys, let me tell ye a tale of Ron DeSantis, a scallywag who cares not for the First Amendment if it be not in his favor. Arr, the Disney strategy be a failure for him, lads, for he be trailin' a whopping 46 points behind the great Trump himself! Alas, he be changin' tack and settin' his sights on a new target - free speech on campus, a cause beloved by the right-wing buccaneers! Me hearties, Stanford be throwin' its own students under the bus to please the likes of Kyle Duncan and Judge Ho, who be makin' headlines with their boycotts of potential clerks! And now, DeSantis be makin' sure them Palestinians won't have a voice...That scurvy dog DeSantis be walkin' the plank of hypocrisy, claimin' to protect free speech while trampling on it with his own hands! He be cherry-pickin' which voices to silence, mateys, puttin' his political ambitions before the noble principles of liberty. But fear not, me hearties, for the winds of change be blowin'! The First Amendment be not a toy for politicians to discard whenever it suits 'em. We must stand tall, me mateys, and fight for the rights of all to speak their minds, whether they be left or right or somewhere in between!
So next time ye be hearin' the name Ron DeSantis, me hearties, remember his disregard for the First Amendment and his shameless pandering to the polls. Let us be the true guardians of free speech, standin' firm against the likes of DeSantis and his ilk. Arr, me mateys, the battle for liberty be never-ending, but we be fightin' on, sailin' the seas of democracy with our voices strong and true!