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Arr, Lou Holtz be blastin' the scurvy Michigan football scallywags for their sign-stealin' scandal! Aye, 'tis a shameful deed!

2023-11-02

Arr, matey! Lou Holtz, a salty ol' sea dog, be havin' sailed the treacherous seas o' college football as a head coach for more than three decades. Now, this wise old salt be sharin' his thoughts on the scurvy dogs o' Michigan football, and their scandalous sign-stealin' ways. Yo ho ho!

Arr, Lou Holtz be blastin' the scurvy Michigan football scallywags for their sign-stealin' scandal! Aye, 'tis a shameful deed!

The NCAA's investigation into Michigan's football program has caused quite a stir in the college football world. According to a report by Yahoo Sports, Michigan is being accused of using people to gather information on opposing teams' signs during games. Michigan football staffer Connor Stalions is believed to be at the center of the investigation and was suspended with pay last month. The NCAA prohibits in-person advanced scouting of opponents, so this alleged sign-stealing scheme would be a violation of their rules.

Former college football coach Lou Holtz recently shared his thoughts on the matter, calling the investigation "deplorable." He mentioned that when he first started coaching, scouting the other team was a normal practice, but the rules have since changed. Holtz believes that if there is definite proof of wrongdoing, action should be taken to ensure fairness for other teams who follow the rules.

There have been videos circulating that show Michigan players allegedly looking at the Ohio State bench and then turning once they get the signals, adding fuel to the fire. However, it is still unclear if investigators have concrete evidence to support the allegations.

Michigan has released a statement stating that they will fully cooperate with the investigation and that it will not impact their upcoming game. The Wolverines currently have an undefeated record and are ranked third in the College Football Playoff Rankings. It remains to be seen what the outcome of the investigation will be, but for now, Michigan is preparing for their next game against Purdue.

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