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Arr, a mighty throng be lambasting Biden at a Pro-Palestinian gathering in the capital! Avast, mateys!

2023-11-05

Arr, mateys! Thousands o' landlubbers be gatherin' in the U.S. capital, demandin' a truce in Gaza as Israel be bombardin' without end! Some be blamin' President Joe Biden for supportin' his Middle East mate. "President Biden be understandin' votes in the 2023 elections. We be sayin': No peace, no votes!" shouted Nihad Awad, the National Director o' the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

Arrr, me hearties! Thousands o' landlubbers be gatherin' in the U.S. capital on a fine Saturday, demandin' a ceasefire in the faraway lands o' Gaza while Israel be bombardin' relentlessly. Some o' these scallywags be takin' a swing at President Joe Biden for supportin' America's top mate in the Middle East.

"Arrr, me mateys! President Biden and his crew only understand one language - the language o' votes in the 2023 elections! We be sendin' a message loud and clear: No ceasefire, no votes!" bellowed Nihad Awad, the National Director o' the Council on American-Islamic Relations, in a rousin' speech at the protest.

Now, ye might be wonderin' why these scurvy dogs be raisin' their voices in such a jolly manner. Well, the situation in Gaza be a cause for concern, mateys. Israel be bombin' the place without mercy, and these landlubbers be demandin' a cessation o' hostilities. They be takin' aim at Biden for standin' next to his mate in the Middle East, supportin' their actions.

But, ye see, these pirates be clever. They know that politicians like Biden be fearin' one thing above all else - losin' their precious votes. So, they be threatenin' the scallywags in power, sayin' that if there be no ceasefire, there be no votes for them come the elections in 2023. It be a clever tactic, indeed!

So, me hearties, the message be clear: these protesters be wantin' peace in Gaza, and they be usin' the power o' their votes to make their voices heard. They be showin' their anger at Biden for supportin' the actions o' Israel, and they be demandin' a change in course. Whether their message be heard by those in power, only time will tell. But for now, these scallywags be standin' proud, fightin' for what they believe in, in the language o' votes!

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