Arrr! Them Muslim mateys aided Biden's victory in Michigan, but now, his stance on Israel-Gaza be makin' 'em doubloons their loyalty!
2023-11-05
In the year of our Lord 2020, goodly Eman Hammoud, a Michigan Muslim, did lend her aid to President Joe Biden in ousting that scurvy dog Donald Trump. A month hence, the lass, a Palestinian American immigration lawyer, had nary a doubt she'd back his cause come 2024. But lo and behold! In recent weeks, she hath witnessed the Biden administration bestow unwavering support upon Israel, even as it wages war against the dreaded scallywags of Hamas! No red lines for Israel, no calls for justice... Aye, 'tis a cause for much dismay.
In the year 2020, Eman Hammoud, a brave soul hailing from the lands of Michigan, stood united with her fellow Muslims in aiding President Joe Biden in his quest to defeat the notorious Donald Trump. With unwavering determination, they fought valiantly and emerged victorious. Ah, what a time it was!Fast forward to the present, and our dear Eman finds herself in a bit of a pickle. A mere month ago, she was as certain as a compass pointing north that she would support President Biden's campaign once more in the upcoming 2024 elections. However, recent events have cast a shadow of doubt upon her heart.
In these past few weeks, she has witnessed with her own eyes the Biden administration showering Israel with unyielding support. Alas, this support came after Israel declared war upon Hamas, that notorious band of scallywags, following their treacherous attack on the fateful day of October the 7th. And what of it, you may ask? Well, it seems our dear Eman has noticed a distinct lack of red lines drawn for Israel and a conspicuous absence of calls for restraint.
Oh, how the tides have turned! Eman's once unyielding loyalty now wavers like a ship caught in a tempest. Will she abandon her support for President Biden? Will she set sail towards uncharted political waters? Only time will tell...