Avast ye! The scallywag Kelly Oubre Jr. of the 76ers bein' sent to Davy Jones' locker after a run-in with a landlubber's vessel!
2023-11-11
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! 'Tis been reported that Kelly Oubre Jr. o' the Philadelphia 76ers hath been smacked by a rogue vehicle in Center City. Fear not, for the lad be in stable condition, as confirmed by a team scallywag to Fox News Digital.
Avast, me hearties! 'Tis news worth sharin'! The Philadelphia 76ers' own Kelly Oubre Jr. found himself in quite a pickle this past Saturday night, as he was struck by a motor vehicle whilst wanderin' the streets of Philadelphia. Arrr, the poor lad! But fear not, for he be in stable condition, currently restin' in a local hospital.Now, Oubre, a recruit of the 76ers in September, previously sailed under the flag of the Charlotte Hornets. Aye, 'twas there he spent two seasons before makin' port in Philadelphia. But this ain't his first voyage, me hearties! The lad began his NBA journey with the Atlanta Hawks as the 15th pick in the 2015 draft, but his course quickly changed, as he was traded to the Washington Wizards.
Meandering through various teams like a ship lost at sea, Oubre found himself aboard the Phoenix Suns and, shortly after, the Oklahoma City Thunder. But fate had other plans, me lads, for he was swiftly transferred to the Golden State Warriors, where he docked for a season.
Now, the lad has signed a two-year deal with the Charlotte Hornets, ready to set sail once again. Oubre be a fine player indeed, averagin' 12.8 points per game in his career, but last year, he set a new record, plunderin' a career-best 20.3 points per contest.
In his first season with the 76ers, Oubre be showin' his worth, scorin' 16.3 points and grabbin' 5.1 rebounds per game. He be spendin' a good 29.0 minutes on the court, startin' in five of his eight games played. And the lad be shootin' with great accuracy, hittin' the mark at 50.0% from the floor and 37.5% from beyond the arc.
So, me hearties, as the 76ers celebrate their recent triumph against the Detroit Pistons, they eagerly await their next battle against the Indiana Pacers on Sunday night. Let us raise a tankard in honor of Oubre's recovery and may the winds of victory continue to favor the Philadelphia 76ers!