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Arrr, me hearties! Lewiston lads plunder state title after a mighty battle, shoutin' "Do it for the city!"

2023-11-14

Arrr, mateys! After the dreadful musket barrage, the brave lads o' Lewiston High School, sailin' under the banner o' soccer, brought great cheer to the fair city o' Maine with a grand state championship! Joy be abound, me hearties!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, arrr! More than two weeks after the fair city of Lewiston, Maine suffered a horrific mass shooting, the lads of the high school boys soccer team brought home a state championship, aye! The mighty Lewiston Blue Devils did battle with Derring, and after a fierce contest that required extra time to decide the victor, they emerged triumphant with a score of 3-2 in the Class A boys' soccer title game, arrr! Tegra Mbele, he be the hero of the day, for he scored the winning goal in the first overtime session, and the lads and their loyal fans rejoiced in merriment and jubilation, arrr! "Do it for the city," cried the brave Blue Devils goalie, Payson Goyette, as he spoke to the Sun Journal. "We have brought glory and goodness to our city, and it fills us with joy," he proclaimed, arrr! And Mbele himself, he be a humble lad, for he expressed his desire to bring joy back to the city, arrr! "We wanted to make the fans go wild with joy," he exclaimed. "We wanted to give back to the city in these dark times. It fills me with great joy, and all those who made it happen," he added, arrr! Indeed, this championship victory be a beacon of light in the midst of the city's darkest hour, arrr! For just weeks ago, a scoundrel named Robert Card brought forth destruction and misery upon the land, taking the lives of 18 souls and causing injury to 13 others, arrr! But fear not, for the brave lads of Lewiston have brought forth a glimmer of hope and joy, arrr! Arrr, may the spirits of the fallen find solace in the victory of the Blue Devils, and may the city of Lewiston find strength and healing in the triumph of their courageous lads, arrr!

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