Arr, the FBI be accusin' Trump-like scallywags, brandin' military lads as 'disloyal'. Shiver me timbers, mateys!
2023-11-14
Avast ye scallywags! Word be spreadin' that more informants be comin' forth to spill the beans to Congress 'bout them fancy-pants FBI officers. They be accusin' these high-rankin' scoundrels of targetin' agents, especially them salty dogs who be former military, all 'cause o' their political beliefs. Arrr, it seems these Marines and other veterans be called out for bein' disloyal to the land o' the free, just 'cause they be supportin' that ol' President Trump. This tale be told in the Washington Times...
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis a tale of treachery and betrayal in the land of the FBI, as more whistleblowers be steppin' forward to spill the beans to Congress. These scallywags claim that high-ranking officials in the bureau be targetin' agents, especially them who be havin' served in the military, all because of their political beliefs. Aye, mateys, it seems they be tryin' to force these swashbucklers out of the bureau.One of these whistleblowers be a salty old Marine, and there be other veterans from the military among 'em as well. According to the two disclosures sent to the House Judiciary Committee, these brave souls be accused of disloyalty to the United States, all because they be supportin' that scurvy dog of a former President, Donald Trump.
The Washington Times, that fine publication, be the first to report on this scuttlebutt. It seems these FBI officials be profilin' these agents, suspectin' them of bein' Trump supporters, just because they be havin' served in the military. Arrr, ye can't make this stuff up!
So, me hearties, it looks like there be some shady business happenin' in the FBI. These whistleblowers be raisin' the Jolly Roger, hopin' that Congress will take action and put an end to this unfair treatment. After all, a man's political beliefs should never be a reason to cast him out of the crew.
Let's hope that justice be served, me hearties, and that these brave agents can sail on with their heads held high, free to express their opinions without fear of walkin' the plank. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!