Arrr! Congress be meddlin' in the quarrel o' FBI headquarters! Demands a doubloon-investigatin' inspector general!
2023-11-14
Arr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs in the chambers be shoutin' for an inspection, callin' for an inspector general investigation. They claim the selection of Greenbelt, Maryland, for the new fancy FBI headquarters be foul play! Rep. Gerry Connolly be demandin' a look into the process, makin' sure it be fair and square.
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, in a humorous tone:Arr, me mateys! Gather around, ye scallywags, for I have some news to share from the landlubbers in the halls of power! It appears that some of those fancy-pants lawmakers be callin' for an investigation, arr, into the recent pickin' of Greenbelt, Maryland, as the new home for the FBI's shiny new headquarters. Aye, they be sayin' that the whole process be tainted!
One of them swashbucklers, Rep. Gerry Connolly, bellowed during a House Oversight Committee hearin' that he wants the inspector general for the General Services Administration to dig deep into this matter, ye see. He wants 'em to take a look at the process, arr, and figure out how it can be so messed up. Aye, seems like he be smellin' a rat!
Now, ye may be wonderin' what be wrong with Greenbelt, ye scurvy dogs. Well, these lawmakers be claimin' that there be some foul play in the selection process. They be sayin' that this decision be tainted like a barrel of rum with a hole in it! Arr, they be wantin' some answers!
It seems that these landlubbers be makin' bipartisan calls for this investigation, which means there be pirates from both sides of the plank involved. Aye, they be joinin' forces to get to the bottom of this, even though they usually be fightin' like two rival pirate crews!
So, me hearties, it looks like this be a tale worth followin'. Will the inspector general uncover the hidden treasure of corruption in the selection process? Will the lawmakers find justice for their crewmates? Only time will tell, but mark me words, this be one pirate's tale ye won't want to miss!