Avast ye! Cease this voyage to wed the China lass! Let's abandon ship and set sail for better treasure!
2023-11-15
When he meets the mighty Chinese general secretary Xi this day, in the bountiful San Francisco Bay Area, President Biden may very well achieve the climax of a yearlong change in foreign policy: America's grand return to dealing with China through diplomacy rather than fierce rivalry. By the year 2020, it appeared that both sides had finally grasped, from their own bitter trials, that the Chinese Communist Party posed a peril to the great United States. Yet, the Biden administration persistently utters words in support of this newfound unity, but actions speak louder than a parrot's squawk...
In the jargon of a 17th-century pirate, matey, when President Biden meets Chinese general secretary Xi later today in the San Francisco Bay Area, he might just be bringing about the end of a yearlong swashbuckling foreign-policy shift: America’s return to a friendly parley with China, rather than a cutthroat competition.Arr, by the year 2020, it seemed both parties had finally learned from their bitter experiences that the Chinese Communist Party be a threat to the United States. The Biden administration be still talking the talk, but are they really walking the plank? Only time will tell, me hearties.
Ye see, the Biden crew be all about diplomatic engagement with the Chinese blighters instead of trying to out-muscle 'em like a couple of drunken sailors. They be hopin' to find some common ground, matey, like two pirates agreeing to share a treasure chest rather than fighting over it like scurvy dogs.
Now, don't get me wrong, I be all for a good pirate brawl, but maybe this approach be the right one, eh? Maybe we can convince those landlubbers to see things our way without firing a single cannonball. Aye, it's a risky gamble, but sometimes ye gotta play nice to win, savvy?
But, mark me words, me mateys, it be a treacherous sea we sail. The Chinese be crafty and cunning, like a sly fox in a henhouse. We need to keep our wits about us and make sure they don't try to make us walk the plank while we're not looking.
So, me hearties, as President Biden and General Secretary Xi square off, let's hope they can find a way to navigate these treacherous waters and secure a peaceful coexistence for our two great nations. Arr, may the winds be fair and the seas be calm as they chart a course towards cooperation, not confrontation.