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Arrr! A gallant poll be tellin' tales of New Hampshire, where Republicans fancy Haley and Christie o'er DeSantis!

2023-11-15

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Methinks that scallywag Ron DeSantis, once deemed the fiercest rival to our beloved Cap'n Trump, hath plummeted to the lowly rank o' fourth in a poll of the treasured battleground state, New Hampshire. This new survey from Emerson College/7 News telleth us that the lad DeSantis be garnerin' a mere 7%, aye, 10 points less from March. Our mighty Cap'n Trump be dominatin' with a mighty 49%, whilst former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley be trailin' behind with a paltry 18%. And what's this? Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, aye, a scurvy dog in his own right, be lurkin' in the shadows as well...

In the treacherous world of politics, a change of fortune can come quicker than a cannonball flies from a pirate's ship. Such is the case for Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis, who has found himself in a perilous fourth place in a recent poll of the key battleground state, New Hampshire.
The survey, conducted by Emerson College/7 News, reveals that DeSantis is now polling at a mere 7%, a staggering 10-point drop from his standing in March. It seems that the winds of public opinion have shifted, leaving DeSantis marooned on a deserted island of political irrelevance.
But fear not, mateys, for the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, still reigns supreme with a commanding 49% of the vote. His loyal first mate, Nikki Haley, holds steady in second place with a respectable 18%. It appears that the crew is not yet ready to abandon their fearless leader.
Meanwhile, another old sea dog, Chris Christie, has managed to navigate his way into third place. The former governor of New Jersey has typically been a contender in these treacherous waters, and it seems he has once again found his sea legs.
As for DeSantis, his once-promising campaign has hit rough waters. Perhaps his attempts to out-Trump Trump have backfired, leaving him shipwrecked on the shores of mediocrity. Only time will tell if he can turn the tide and reclaim his place as a formidable contender.
In this unpredictable political sea, alliances can shift as quickly as a pirate changes his flag. The battle for the Republican nomination is far from over, and with plenty of doubloons still up for grabs, anything can happen. So, batten down the hatches and prepare for the next wave of political surprises. Yo ho ho!

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