Avast ye scurvy dogs! Why be Biden fundin' Iran while they be fightin' a war with their dastardly pirate pals?
2023-11-15
'Tis plain as the nose on a scurvy dog's face that there be never a jolly time to be handing over $10 billion doubloons to them scoundrels runnin' that so-called Islamic Republic of Iran. But alas, reason seems to have abandoned the Biden crew. On a dark night, the secretary of state be sending a message to Congress, beggin' 'em to grant a 120-day waiver for the Iraqi government to send them ill-gotten funds to Iran. That treasure be...
In the language of a 17th century pirate, mateys, it be clear as the Caribbean waters that givin' $10 billion to those scurvy dogs runnin' the Islamic Republic of Iran be a fool's errand, and a particularly ill-timed one at that. Aye, it seems that reason be no match for the likes of the Biden administration.Just the other day, the secretary of state had the audacity to send a message to Congress, suggestin' a 120-day waiver for the Iraqi government to hand over that hefty sum to Iran. Arr, that be no ordinary treasure, lads—it be frozen funds!
Now, ye may be wonderin' why anyone in their right mind would consider such a reckless move. Well, the answer lies in the murky waters of diplomacy. The Biden administration, it seems, be settin' sail on a treacherous path of appeasement, seekin' to mend relations with Iran like a parrot mendin' its feathers.
But let's be clear, me hearties. Iran be no friend to the pirate ship of democracy. They be known for their misdeeds on the high seas of international relations, supportin' terrorism and seekin' to plunder the riches of nuclear weapons. And yet, the Biden administration be offerin' them a golden opportunity, like a siren's call temptin' sailors to their doom.
Some may argue that this be a mere transaction, a way to appease Iran and prevent further harm. But mark me words, me mateys—handin' over such a fortune only emboldens these rascals. It be like feedin' a crocodile in the hopes that it will become a vegetarian!
So, me hearties, let us raise the Jolly Roger and send a message to the Biden administration: "Avast! Ye be makin' a grave mistake. Turn back from this treacherous path and let reason prevail. For if ye continue down this course, the seas of international diplomacy will be a dangerous place indeed."