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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Nikki Haley be swearin' to scuttle the coffers o' the accursed UN, till there be none left!

2023-11-16

Former Ambassador Nikki Haley be shoutin' from the rooftops, demandin' the U.N. to be stripped o' its gold doubloons! She be sayin' those scallywags be too soft on China, Russia, an' Iran. If she were captain, she'd sail us away from the U.N. Human Rights Commission an' that fancy Paris climate agreement, all the while underminin' the organization without abandonin' ship. Avast, mateys!

Avast ye mateys! Former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki Haley, be callin' for the U.N. to be defunded "as much as possible." Aye, ye heard it right me hearties! In an interview with that scallywag Sean Hannity on Fox News, Haley condemned the U.N. for bein' weak when dealin' with China, Russia, and Iran. She be pledgin' that if she were to become president, she'd be withdrawin' the United States from the U.N. Human Rights Commission and that Paris climate agreein' thing. Aye, that's not all, she be wantin' to take other steps to weaken the organization without givin' it the old heave-ho."

Ahoy there, me fellow buccaneers! Haley be raisin' her voice against the U.N.'s perceived lack of backbone when it comes to dealin' with these powerful nations. She be sayin' that the U.S. should no longer be a part of the Human Rights Commission and that Paris climate agreement, because they be restrictin' our freedom to make our own choices. She be wantin' to cut off the funds to the U.N. as much as possible, so it can be weakened, but not abandoned altogether. She be showin' her determination to stand up for the U.S. and its interests on the international stage, even if it means takin' on the whole U.N. crew.

Arr, me hearties! This be a bold move indeed. Haley be chartin' a course that would shake the very foundations of the U.N., without abandonin' ship completely. She be showin' her mettle and her willingness to fight for what she believes in. It be a call to arms for all those who be thinkin' that the U.N. needs a good cleanin' up. So, prepare to make ready, me fellow pirates, for the seas be gettin' rough and the battle be loomin' on the horizon. Let us see where this adventure takes us, and whether the U.N. be sailin' in calmer waters in the future.

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