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Arr, Israel be claimin' they found a secret Hamas tunnel at Al Shifa hospital in Gaza. UN aid be stoppin' too, arr!

2023-11-16

Arr, me hearties! Israeli scallywags claim they've stumbled upon a secret tunnel dug by those mischievous Hamas rascals at Al Shifa hospital in Gaza. Meanwhile, the UN frets that no aid shall reach the poor Palestinians through the Rafah crossing. A video, whose veracity remains as murky as the Davy Jones' locker, be showin' a mighty hole with debris of concrete, wood, and sand.

Arr, me hearties! It be a tale o' high seas and treacherous tunnels. Listen up, me mateys, for I be tellin' ye a story o' the Israeli soldiers and their recent discovery in the land o' Gaza.
Avast! These brave soldiers stumbled upon a secret tunnel shaft used by those pesky scoundrels from Hamas at Al Shifa, the grandest hospital in all o' Gaza. Can ye believe it? A dastardly tunnel beneath the very feet o' those poor, innocent patients!
The army, bless their souls, even released a video to prove their incredible find. Now, mind ye, I can't confirm the authenticity o' this here video, but it showed a deep hole in the ground, filled with debris and surrounded by concrete and wood. A proper mess, it was!
But that ain't all, me hearties! The United Nations be havin' their own worries. They be fretting that no aid will be reaching the desperate Palestinians on Friday, thanks to the Rafah crossing bein' closed. Aye, 'tis a sad day indeed for those in need.
So, there ye have it, me mateys. The Israeli soldiers uncover a sneaky tunnel, and the poor Palestinians be left without aid. 'Tis a tale of woe and villainy, aye, but we can't help but chuckle at the audacity o' those Hamas scallywags. They thought they could hide their secret in a hospital, of all places!
Now, let's hope that justice prevails and those in need receive the help they deserve. And may the winds o' fortune guide ye away from any treacherous tunnels on your own journeys, me hearties!

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