Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs of Baldur's Gate 3 be cryin' foul, claimin' Act 3 be "unplayable" on PS5, says the patch be cursed!
2023-11-17
Arr, me hearties! Scupper me timbers! By Davy Jones' locker! After that cursed patch, the scurvy dogs be plaguing us with tech issues aplenty! Aye, 'tis a right rumble in the server's belly!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me ear, for I've got a tale to spin in the language of a 17th century pirate, in a humorous tone! Shiver me timbers, there be troubles on the digital seas, as there be tech issues aplenty following last week's accursed patch!Avast, ye landlubbers! It seems that these landlubber developers hath tampered with our beloved software, and now it be more treacherous than a sea full of sharks. Aye, the very foundation of our digital world be shaken, and we be left to navigate the treacherous waters of glitch and error.
Arrr, me hearties, the crew be in quite the tizzy! The game be crashing more often than a ship against the rocks. Many a pirate be left stranded in the middle of a perilous mission, their precious loot gone to Davy Jones' locker.
And that ain't all, mateys! The sound be distorted, like the screech of a parrot with a peg leg. We be hearing voices cut off mid-sentence, as if the spirits of the sea be playing tricks on us. 'Tis a confounding mess, I tell ye!
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! The lag be worse than a ship stuck in the doldrums. We be swinging our swords at thin air, while our enemies be plundering our booty. 'Tis a sad sight to behold, indeed.
But fear not, me hearties! The developers be working hard to patch this sorry mess. They be scurrying like rats in the bilge, trying to restore order to our digital seas. We must be patient, like a pirate lying in wait for the perfect moment to strike.
So, me mateys, let us not be too glum! These tech issues be but a temporary storm in our digital waters. Soon enough, we shall sail smoothly once more, and the treasures of the digital world shall be ours for the taking. Until then, let us raise our grog-filled tankards and toast to the resilience of a pirate's spirit!