Arrr! Speaker Johnson be makin' a grand announcement – the unveilin' o' the January 6 shenanigans!
2023-11-17
Arr, me hearties! The GOP-led House be startin' t' release a mighty haul o' video footage from the day o' the grand U.S. Capitol breach. Speaker Mike Johnson, a fresh face in the game, be sharin' over 40,000 hours o' footage on a fine website. Mind ye, some bits be too sensitive or dangerous to be shown, so they be keepin' those hidden.
In a surprising move, me hearties, the GOP-led House be releasing thousands o' hours of video footage from the day the U.S. Capitol was breached. Aye, ye heard it right, me mateys! The day be January 6, 2021, when all hell broke loose and the scallywags stormed the sacred halls of democracy.Captain Mike Johnson, a fine gentleman from Louisiana, announced the grand plan to release over 40,000 hours of footage to the public. Arr, that be a whole lot of footage, me hearties! But don't ye go gettin' too excited, for there be a catch. The footage won't include a wee bit of video that might have sensitive security information or information that could lead to revenge against private individuals.
Now, ye might be wonderin' why the House be releasing all this footage in the first place. Well, me buckos, it be a move to shed some light on what truly happened that fateful day. Some say it be a way to hold the miscreants accountable for their actions, while others think it be a political maneuver to point fingers and make the scalawags walk the plank.
But let me tell ye, me maties, watchin' thousands o' hours of video footage be no easy feat. It be like searchin' for a needle in a haystack, except the needle be a bunch of rowdy pirates causin' havoc. Aye, there be moments of chaos, moments of confusion, and perhaps even moments of pure comedy. Who knows what secrets this treasure trove of footage might hold?
So, me hearties, get ready to embark on an epic adventure as the GOP-led House unveils the secrets of that infamous day. Sit back, relax, and prepare to be entertained by the antics of those scurvy dogs. And remember, me mateys, keep a sense o' humor, for what be life without a good laugh at the expense of them landlubbers in power?