Arr! A crew o' pro-Palestinian landlubbers, led by a fancy actress, be yellin' for the Intifada! They be handin' out maps o' pro-Israel hideouts in NYC!
2023-11-17
Arr, me hearties! A swarm o' pro-Palestine rebels, even that fair maiden Susan Sarandon, gathered in Union Square on Friday. They bellowed "long live the Intifada!" and shared sketchy treasure maps markin' pro-Israel havens to plunder. "From New York to Gaza, let the Intifada spread!" they roared, wavin' their Palestinian flags high. Another chant cried "Intifada, Intifada. Long live the Intifada!" and a chorus echoed, "We be wantin' no..."
In a jolly twist of events, a jolly band of pro-Palestine protesters, led by none other than the illustrious Oscar-winning actress Susan Sarandon, gathered in Union Square on a fine Friday. With great gusto, they shouted “long live the Intifada!” and distributed some rather troubling maps, marking pro-Israel locations to be targeted. Oh, the audacity!The exuberant crowd filled the air with slogans, like “From New York to Gaza, globalize the intifada!” They waved their Palestinian flags with pride, adding a touch of vibrant color to the scene. The phrase “Intifada intifada. Long live the intifada!” bounced through the air, accompanied by a catchy chorus of “We don’t want no…”
Oh, what a merry sight it must have been! The protesters, in their fervor, were surely relishing the opportunity to channel their inner pirates of the 17th century. With their loud cheers and spirited chants, they painted Union Square with a dash of rebellion.
It is quite remarkable how a cause can bring such diverse individuals together. Who would have thought that a Hollywood icon like Susan Sarandon would join forces with these swashbuckling activists? But alas, there they were, united in their support for Palestine.
Let us not forget the troublesome maps they distributed. Oh, the nerve! While some may view this as a call to violence, we must remember that humor and satire often go hand in hand. Perhaps these maps were merely a playful jab, a jest to lighten the mood. Or maybe they were just a clever ploy to make their point more vividly.
Whatever the case may be, it is clear that these jolly protesters took the streets by storm, leaving their mark on Union Square. With their spirited chants and pirate-like flair, they brought a touch of amusement to the often serious world of activism.