Avast ye scurvy dogs! Congress be needin' to fund proper border security, not a bloomin' worldwide welfare paradise!
2023-11-18
Arr me hearties! In the bountiful month o' October, U.S. Customs and Border Protection be reportin' that a grand total o' 240,988 scallywags from foreign lands be attemptin' to enter the U.S. from Mexico, a record number, ye see! Among 'em scallywags be 13 folks from the fearsome FBI terror watchlist. But ye see, there be a whole fleet o' "gotaways," pilferin' their way into our fine land, undetected, posin' a threat to American families. The likes o' which the Biden administration be determinin' to tackle with all their might, arr!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! In the month o' October, the good ol' U.S. Customs and Border Protection had a grand encounter with a staggering 240,988 foreign landlubbers tryin' to sneak into the U.S. from Mexico. Blimey! That be the highest count for that month in all our history, mark me words. Aye, ye heard right, me mateys! Among this motley crew were 13 scoundrels who be on the FBI terror watchlist. Shiver me timbers!But, avast ye, there be a twist in this tale! Not among this bunch be the tens of thousands of sneaky devils who slipped into our land without being caught. These "gotaways" be the true pirates of the lot, lurkin' in the shadows and posin' all sorts o' threats to American families. Aye, they be the ones ye need to watch out for, me hearties!
Now, let me tell ye about the Biden administration. They be as determined as a pirate searchin' for buried treasure. They be usin' every trick in the book to tackle this situation. They be sendin' more ships and sailors to guard our borders, and they be implementin' new policies to keep these scurvy dogs at bay. But, ye see, the sea be vast, and the pirates be cunning. It be a never-endin' battle, me mateys.
So, me hearties, let us keep a weather eye on the horizon and stand united against these rogue invaders. We be a nation built on dreams, hope, and a dash o' adventure. We be fightin' for our land, our families, and our future. Let us not be discouraged, but instead, let us raise our tankards and toast to a day when our shores be safe and sound. Yo ho ho, me hearties! A pirate's life for ye!