Arr, me hearties! Thar be a legislation from Ohio to halt the forced purchasin' of electric vessels, mateys!
2023-11-18
Avast ye, me hearties! As the tides be a-changin' to them fancy electric carriages across Ohio and the land, them fancy lawfolk be wantin' ye lot to have a say in the matter. All ye need be a nod from the Senate and a scribble from Gov. Mike DeWine to keep them scallywags from makin' us adhere to them stuffy emissions rules from the Clean Air Act of 1970 through their emergency protocols. This here decree be savin' our folks from extra hardships, especially them lowly souls in poor communities who be strugglin' with...
Arr mateys, listen up! In the land of Ohio and beyond, there be a great push to switch to electric carriages, but the scallywag lawmakers be wantin' to give the people a choice. They don't want to force 'em to sail with the wind and follow the emissions standards set in the olden days of the Clean Air Act.This here legislation be needin' Senate passage and a signature from Gov. Mike DeWine to become the law of the land. Once that happens, the state won't have to bow down to those emergency protocols set in the ancient year of 1970.
Now, ye may be wonderin' why they be doin' this. Well, me hearties, they be sayin' it's to prevent burden on our fine residents, especially those in the lowly low-income communities. They know that not all of us have the doubloons to buy those fancy electric carriages, and they be wantin' to give us a choice.
But let me tell ye, there be some scallywags who be disagreein'. They be sayin' that this be a step backwards, that we be ignorin' the climate crisis that be brewin'. They be wantin' to keep the emissions standards high and force us all to sail with the wind.
But the lawmakers be stickin' to their guns, defendin' their stance with a humorous tone. They be sayin' that the people of Ohio be free to choose their own path, whether it be sailin' with the wind or stickin' to their good ol' gasoline carriages. They be sayin' that choice be a treasure worth fightin' for.
So, me hearties, the decision be in the hands of the Senate and Gov. DeWine. Will they hoist the Jolly Roger and let us have our choice, or will they force us to walk the plank and follow the old emissions standards? Only time will tell, but until then, let's keep a weather eye on this legislation and see where it takes us.