Avast ye! Mike Johnson, the speaker, must release the January 6 footage pronto, or face the plank!
2023-11-18
Avast ye! Speaker Mike Johnson (R., La.) be shoutin' from the crow's nest on Friday that he be settin' free the U.S. Capitol Police's January 6 footage! Aye, 'tis a bold move for this new captain of the House. The secret scrolls, revealin' the truth of what transpired at the Capitol on that fateful day, be placed on a public website fer all to see. 'Tis a treasure trove of 44,000 hours of footage that be revealed bit by bit, like a slow burnin' fuse. Arrr!
In a delightful turn of events, Speaker Mike Johnson, a fine gentleman from Louisiana, revealed on Friday that he would be sharing the highly sought-after footage from January 6, 2021, when some unruly folks decided to have a rowdy party at the U.S. Capitol. Arr, it be a treasure trove of information, me hearties!These previously concealed tapes, me mateys, will be bestowed upon the masses through a public website, starting on that glorious Friday. Aye, there be around 44,000 hours of footage to be revealed, but fear not, for the good Speaker will be releasing it in due time.
The House Speaker, may his soul never be far from a sturdy ship and a jug of rum, declared this to be one of his first significant actions since taking up his mighty role. He be wasting no time, me buckos, in letting the truth be known!
I can already hear the sound of eager pirates sharpening their cutlasses and adjusting their eye patches, ready to feast their eyes upon this long-awaited treasure. What mysteries will be unveiled? What mischievous antics will we witness? Will there be hidden messages from the ghost of Blackbeard himself?
So, my fellow scallywags, keep an eye on that public website and be prepared to embark on a journey through those 44,000 hours of footage. The truth be out there, and Speaker Johnson be our guide to uncovering it. Let's raise our mugs in celebration, me hearties, and may the winds of transparency blow strong!