Yarr, Colorado Judge be keepin' Trump on th' ballot, but claims he be a rebellious scallywag!
2023-11-18
Arrr! Avast ye, mateys! A landlubber judge in Colorado be sayin' that former President Donald J. Trump can stay on the primary ballot, arguin' that the 14th Amendment can't stop him from holdin' office again. But, me hearties, the lawyers seekin' to disqualify him ain't givin' up yet, they be plannin' to appeal! Judge Sarah B. Wallace also be sayin' that with his shenanigans durin' the attack on the U.S. Capitol, Mr. Trump be engagin' in a right ol' insurrection against the...
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! A tale be told of a Colorado judge, aye, who made a mighty ruling on a fine Friday. This judge, by the name of Sarah B. Wallace, she said that the former President Donald J. Trump can stay on the primary ballot in the state. But let me tell ye, it weren't no easy decision, no sir!Now, there be some folks who argued that the 14th Amendment be keeping that Trump fella from holdin' office again. They be sayin' he be causin' an insurrection with his actions durin' and afore the attack on the U.S. Capitol back in January 2021. But this judge, she be sayin' that the grounds for disqualifyin' him be mighty narrow, ye see.
Ah, but don't ye be thinkin' this be the end of the tale, me mateys! Them lawyers for them voters who be wantin' to disqualify Trump, they be sayin' they won't give up so easily. They be sayin' they'll be appealin' this ruling, fightin' tooth and nail to get him off that ballot.
So, there ye have it, me hearties! The saga of Trump and the Colorado judge will continue. Will the former President be walkin' the plank, or will he be settlin' on that primary ballot? Only time will tell, me mateys. Until then, hoist the anchor and set sail, for there be many more adventures to come in the land of politics!