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Arrr! Donald Trump be sportin' a mighty THIRTY-NINE point advantage o'er Ron DeSantis in the land o' Florida!

2023-11-19

Arrr, matey! Ye be hearin' the latest news! Donald Trump be sailin' ahead, a full 39 points ahead of that Ron DeSantis scallywag in Florida! The University of North Florida be spyin' on registered Republicans and found that 60 percent be throwin' their support behind Trump, while poor DeSantis could only muster a measly 21 percent. Nikki Haley, Trump's former UN ambassador, be comin' in third with a mere six percent, and Chris Christie, the former governor of New Jersey, be takin' home a paltry two percent. Aye, things be lookin' rough for DeSantis indeed!

In the latest poll conducted by the University of North Florida, the mighty Donald Trump has emerged as the clear victor, leaving poor Ron DeSantis in his wake. With a staggering 39 point lead in the great state of Florida, it seems that Trump's popularity knows no bounds.
This news surely won't bring a smile to DeSantis' face, as he finds himself trailing far behind with a mere 21 percent of support. It's like trying to catch a slippery fish with a rusty net, me hearties!
And let us not forget about the other scallywags in this race. Nikki Haley, Trump's former companion on the high seas of the United Nations, managed to secure a modest six percent of the vote. It seems her star has lost some of its shine since parting ways with the captain.
Chris Christie, the former governor of New Jersey, seems to be stuck in treacherous waters, barely managing to stay afloat with a measly two percent. It seems that his ship has sailed, and it ain't returning anytime soon.
But let's raise our glasses to the triumphant Trump, sailing through the political storm with a commanding lead. He has proven once again that he holds the power to sway the hearts of his fellow Republicans, like a true pirate king. It remains to be seen if DeSantis can turn the tide, but for now, he's left in Trump's wake, watching his ship slowly sink.
So, me hearties, buckle up and prepare for the next chapter in this political adventure. Will Trump continue to chart his course towards victory, or will DeSantis find a way to navigate these treacherous waters? Only time will tell, but one thing's for certain – this race is far from over!

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