Arrr, me mateys! 'Tis League of Legends Worlds 2023, and by Davy Jones' locker, Faker's the truest GOAT, no doubt!
2023-11-19
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Should ye ever be questionin' a matter, it be settled like a treasure chest locked tight.
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and listen closely, for I have news that will surely tickle your funny bones. If ever there was a debate, it has been squashed with the force of a cannonball hitting a ship's hull.Picture this: a raucous gathering of scallywags, arguing about the existence of a glorious treasure hidden deep within the treacherous seas. Some insisted it was naught but a fable, a mere tale spun by drunken sailors to pass the time. But oh, how wrong they were!
For behold, a legendary pirate, feared and revered across the seven seas, has stumbled upon this precious trove. With a swagger in his step and a twinkle in his eye, he proclaimed to all who would listen: "Avast! The doubters shall be silenced, for I have found the mother lode!"
And so it was, my hearty mates, that the debate was swiftly extinguished like a candle in a storm. The naysayers were left with naught but their jaws agape, their skepticism shattered like a cracked glass goblet. They were forced to admit defeat, to lower their heads in shame.
From that moment on, the pirate's discovery became the stuff of legends. Songs were sung, tales were spun, and the doubters were left to rue the day they ever questioned the existence of that elusive treasure. It became a cautionary tale, a reminder to never underestimate the power of a pirate's resolve.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. Never doubt the words of a pirate, especially when he speaks of buried treasure. For if there ever was a debate, it has been put to bed for all eternity. Now, raise a tankard of rum and toast to the triumph of the swashbucklers, the conquerors of doubt and the keepers of untold riches!