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Arrr, ye scurvy dog Elon Musk be plannin' to unleash a 'thermonuclear lawsuit' as X loses its advertisers!

2023-11-19

Arrr! Elon Musk be swearin' to be filin' a "thermonuclear lawsuit" against Media Matters and the scallywags who be pausing their adverts on his social media site over fears o' antisemitism. The blasted Media Matters claims that ads from IBM, Apple, Oracle, and Comcast's Xfinity were bein' placed next to content glorifyin' Adolf Hitler and the Nazis. This be makin' many tech giants jump ship...

In the language of a 17th century pirate, ye scurvy dog Elon Musk be settin' his sights on a "thermonuclear lawsuit" against Media Matters and a bunch of other landlubbers. Why, ye might ask? Well, it seems these fancy US companies be havin' some concerns about antisemitism on his social media site, and they be droppin' their adverts faster than a sailor jumpin' ship!

This here Media Matters, a bunch of scurvy watchdogs, be sayin' they found ads from the likes of IBM, Apple, Oracle and Comcast's Xfinity, sittin' alongside content that be praisin' that scoundrel Adolf Hitler and his Nazi crew. Arrr, ye can imagine the uproar that caused in the high-tech world.

So, what did these scallywags do? They be pullin' their ads faster than a cannonball flyin' off the ship. Musk, bein' the salty sea dog he is, didn't take too kindly to that. He be sayin' he'll be filin' a lawsuit so hot it be like a blast from a mighty cannon.

Now, it ain't clear if Musk be able to make his lawsuit stick like a barnacle on a ship's hull, but he be showin' those landlubber advertisers that he won't be takin' their mutiny lightly. He be defendin' his social media site from the accusations of antisemitism, and he be fightin' like a fierce pirate on the high seas.

So, keep an eye out for the outcome of this battle. Will Musk be sendin' his adversaries runnin' for the hills, or will he be walkin' the plank himself? Time will tell, me hearties!

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