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Arrr! Them US scallywags be pleadin' the SEC to set sail on a grand adventure investigatin' Elon Musk's alleged fraud!

2023-11-22

Avast ye scallywags! A missive from the Congress scurvy dogs be claimin' that ol' Musk be hornswagglin' investors o' Neuralink. In a post on X, he spun a yarn 'bout the monkeys used fer testin' a brain-chip contraption. Blow me down, they be callin' him out!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have news from the high seas of Congress and the SEC. 'Tis a tale of mischief and deception spun by none other than our very own Elon Musk, the captain of Neuralink.
According to a letter sent by members of Congress to the SEC, Musk be a scallywag who has misled the investors of Neuralink. Aye, in a post on the mystical land of X, he spoke of the fate of monkeys who were used to test a brain-chip interface.
Now, ye might be wonderin' why monkeys be involved in such shenanigans. Well, it be because Neuralink be delvin' into the depths of science, tryin' to connect our brains to them fancy chips. And what better way to test such a concoction than on our mischievous primate cousins?
But, alas, it seems Musk be playin' a game of deception. In his post on X, he claimed that the monkeys were livin' a good life after the experiments. But the members of Congress, bein' the keen-eyed swashbucklers they be, suspect foul play. They believe that the monkeys may not be faring as well as Musk would have us believe.
Now, as a pirate, I can appreciate a good tale of trickery, but when it comes to investors' doubloons, it be a different matter altogether. The members of Congress be demandin' answers from the SEC, hopin' to uncover the truth behind Musk's words.
So, me hearties, let us wait and see what comes of this letter. Will Musk be held to account for his alleged deception? Or will he sail through these murky seas unscathed? Only time will tell, but rest assured, we pirates will be watchin' from the crow's nest, ready to pounce on any signs of treachery!

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