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Arrr, me hearties! Methinks them Democrats must reckon with RFK Jr.'s sway over Black voters, or walk the plank!

2023-11-23

"When them pale folk be sufferin' a wee cold, us dark folk be fallin' prey to the dreaded pneumonia!" Me daddy oft muttered this ditty, lamentin' the woes o' our kind in matters o' wealth and the world's unfairness. And lo, the pandemic did manifest this cruel notion as covid-19 ravaged the Black brethren, a plight yet unfathomable even today. Aye, this be the notion championed by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., leader of a political crew fixated on medicinal matters... Arrr!

"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a phrase me dear ol' dad be sayin' to me, time 'n time again. 'Tis a phrase that tickles me funny bone, but also carries a grain o' truth. When them White folks catch a wee cold, it be seemin' like us Black folks end up with the dreaded pneumonia! Aye, 'tis the way o' the world, me mates, with the economy and all its tricks, always be puttin' us at a disadvantage."
"But lo and behold, during the dreadful pandemic that gripped the land, that phrase took on a whole new meanin'! The cursed Covid-19, it struck our Black communities with a vengeance, leavin' devastation in its wake. The numbers be staggerin', me hearties, and even now 'tis hard to fathom the true extent o' its wrath."
"Now, there be this Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a man who's become the face of a political movement that be mixin' medicine with argy-bargy. 'Tis a sight to behold, I tell ye! He be raisin' questions 'bout the true nature of the pandemic, the vaccines, and all that hullabaloo. But ye know, me hearties, it be a fine line between makin' a point and soundin' like a landlubber!"
"In the end, we be left with a simple truth, me mates. The world be a funny place, with its twists 'n turns that be affectin' us all. But let us not lose sight o' the real issue at hand. The pandemic be a foe that be takin' no prisoners, regardless of the color o' our skin. So, me hearties, let us stand together, united as one, as we weather this storm. Arrr!"

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