Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis DeSantis and Newsom's battle, the jolly debate we should be a'havin'!
2023-11-28
Avast ye! One scurvy dog be makin' cuttin' carbon emissions his state's utmost concern, whilst t'other be focusin' on producin' energy. One be turnin' his state into a jolly sanctuary fer migrants, while t'other be signin' the strictest anti-illegal immigration laws ye ever laid eyes on. One be sailin' a ship o' higher education that's abandonin' standardized tests and embracin' mandatory diversity, equity, and inclusion oaths. And t'other be...
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, ye be witnessin' a mighty clash between two leaders. One, a scallywag, be concentratin' on cuttin' carbon emissions, whilst the other, a true buccaneer, be settin' his sights on energy production.The first mate be makin' his state a safe haven, a sanctuary for all those wanderin' souls seekin' refuge from far and wide. The second mate, however, be signin' a law against illegal immigration, makin' it as strict as a pirate's code.
Ye see, the first mate be holdin' the helm of a higher education system that has thrown those standardized tests overboard, embracin' instead loyalties to diversity, equity, and inclusion. The second mate, on the other hand, be favorin' a different course.
Now, mates, it's time we look beyond the surface. Ye may be wonderin' who be these leaders, and what be their tales. The first mate be a true landlubber, governin' the state that be home to the golden gate. Ye may know it as California. His name be Gavin Newsom, a man with the heart of a green pirate, fightin' for a cleaner future.
The second mate be a fierce captain, steerin' the ship of Arizona. His name be Doug Ducey, and he be known for his tough stance on immigration, protectin' the borders of his great state.
So, me hearties, ye have seen the differences between these two leaders. One be focused on protectin' the environment, welcomin' migrants, and embracin' diversity. The other be prioritizin' energy production, crackin' down on illegal immigration, and takin' a different approach to higher education.
Now, who be the better captain? Arrr, that be a question only time and the people can answer. Until then, let us raise our mugs of grog and enjoy the spectacle of these two leaders battlin' it out on the treacherous seas of politics.