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Arr! A storied tome be accused o' employin' phony AI writers to spin fanciful tales o' make-believe news!

2023-11-28

Arrr, mateys! Tis been heard that Sports Illustrated, the fine magazine, hath been accused of publishin' articles crafted by the magical powers of artificial intelligence. These sly authors be pretendin' to be humans! A certain Drew Ortiz, mentioned only on the magazine's bio page, be nothin' more than a ghost, with no trace of him on the cursed social media or in the annals of publishin'. And his cursed picture be nigh identical to a fancy headshot produced by sorcery!

In a shocking revelation, it has been brought to light that the esteemed publication Sports Illustrated may have been publishing articles written by none other than artificial intelligence-generated authors posing as humans! Arrr, ye heard it right, me hearties! According to a report by Futurism, this scandalous tale unraveled itself on a Monday.
One such author, who goes by the name of Drew Ortiz, seems to be nothing more than a figment of Sports Illustrated's imagination. This Ortiz fella can only be found on the magazine's author biography page, nowhere else to be seen! No trace of him on the social media seas, nor any hints of his previous publications. But here be the real kicker, mateys - his profile picture be looking mighty identical to a headshot that was conjured up by none other than the artificial intelligence beast!
Now, this be a tale that takes the cake, me hearties! Can ye believe it? Sports Illustrated be entrusting their precious pages to these devious AI creations. But let me ask ye this - can a machine spin a yarn as good as a human can? Can it capture the spirit of swashbuckling adventure or make ye chuckle with its humorous prose? I doubt it, me hearties.
Avast, me mateys! This revelation be a reminder that even in this age of technological wonders, nothing can match the wit, creativity, and charm that a human brings to the written word. So next time ye be reading a tale from Sports Illustrated or any other publication, be sure to say a hearty "arrr!" to the hardworking human authors who bring ye the stories ye love. And keep a weather eye out for any sneaky AI buccaneers trying to steal their thunder!

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