Arrr! 'Tis a sight, me hearties! Methinks Rep. George Santos be facin' a swift departure from Congress!
2023-11-28
Afore this month's end, the House Ethics Committee unfurled its report on the beleaguered Rep. George Santos (R-NY), who be plagued by a plethora of federal charges to which he pleaded innocence. On that very day, the 16th of November, a merry band from both parties piped up, declaring their intent to cast out Santos. Aye, such resolutions had been made afore, but never have the required two-thirds been gathered to heave-ho the congressman. The Ethic Committee report be the key... Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen closely to the tale of Rep. George Santos, a scallywag from the land of New York. Aye, the House Ethics Committee recently released its report on this embattled pirate, who be facing a whole heap of federal charges. But fear not, for the congressman pled not guilty to these accusations. Arr, he be fighting his battles on the high seas of justice!Now, on that fateful day, the 16th of November, the report was made public, and a bunch of scurvy dogs from both parties came forward and announced their plans to file resolutions to expel Santos. Aye, this ain't the first time such resolutions have been floated, but by Blackbeard's beard, they've never managed to gather the necessary two-thirds majority to send this pirate packing!
But now, ladies and gentlemen, things be takin' a turn. This Ethics Committee report might just be the ammunition needed to finally give old Santos the ol' heave-ho! Arr, the winds of change be blowin' in the political waters of the House of Representatives!
So, me hearties, keep a keen eye on this here tale. Will the resolutions find the support they need to send Santos to Davy Jones' locker? Or will he continue to sail the treacherous seas of Congress, smirking with his not guilty plea? Only time will tell, me mateys. Only time will tell.