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Avast ye landlubbers! Lou Holtz be singin' praises for his gallant matey Jimbo Fisher, reckonin' the Aggies will triumph under the new skipper!

2023-11-29

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Lou Holtz, a scurvy dog who's spent decades on college football sidelines, be witnessin' the Texas A&M football scallywags, bein' a bunch of landlubbers, havin' the audacity to cast off a coach he truly respects, Jimbo Fisher. Ahoy, what a scurvy bunch of scallywags!

Jimbo Fisher, former head coach of the Florida State Seminoles, won a national championship before moving to Texas A&M six years ago with hopes of building a championship-contending program. However, Fisher failed to replicate his previous success, leading to his firing despite being owed $75 million on his 10-year contract. Texas A&M athletic director Ross Bjork explained that the lack of positive trend lines and momentum prompted the decision to let Fisher go. The firing of Fisher has sparked widespread discussion, with former coach Lou Holtz expressing confidence in Texas A&M's future potential. He praised the program's resources, including a beautiful stadium, excellent facilities, ample funding, and a strong student body. Holtz also acknowledged Fisher's unprecedented contract payout, jokingly calling him his hero for receiving $77 million to walk away. Texas A&M was 6-4 under Fisher this season, and despite a dominant performance against Mississippi State, the overall underwhelming results led to his dismissal. Mike Elko, former defensive coordinator for the Aggies, has reportedly been hired as Fisher's replacement. Holtz spoke highly of Elko's abilities as a defensive coordinator and highlighted the team's success when he held the position. Elko emphasized the need for hard work and commitment to fulfill the program's potential and achieve their first title in nearly a century. The decision to replace Fisher was not based on a specific incident but rather a recognition that something was not working to reach the team's full potential. With the new coaching staff, Texas A&M hopes to improve and make progress towards their goal of winning a national championship.

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