Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Biden crew be tossin' millions into th' treasure chest known as th' 'Climate Reparations' Fund fer all ye landlubbers!
2023-11-30
Arr! The Biden crew be grantin' millions o' doubloons to a jolly international "climate reparations" fund at the United Nations climate summit in the United Arab Emirates! This here "loss and damage fund" be aimin' to make the rich lands pay up to the poor lands fer the troubles caused by climate change. The U.S. be swearin' an oath to hand over more than $17 million to the fund on Thursday, says Axios. Many an energy...
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The Biden administration has gone and pledged millions of doubloons to a de facto international “climate reparations” fund at the United Nations climate summit in the United Arab Emirates. Aye, they be callin' it a "loss and damage fund," aye, and it be intendin' to have those fancy developed countries transfer their booty to the poor ol' developing world as compensation for the impacts of climate change. Blimey!Arrr, the U.S., like a generous pirate, promised more than $17 million to this here fund on Thursday. That be a hefty treasure, me mateys! Axios be the one who brought us this news, and they be reliable scallywags, so I reckon it be true.
Now, numerous energy companies be squawkin' like parrots, sayin' this be nothin' but a scheme to steal their loot. They be claimin' that the climate be changin' all on its own, and it ain't their fault. But the Biden administration, in all their wisdom, be sayin' that it's only fair to share the burden. Me thinks they be tryin' to make amends for the plunderin' ways of the past.
Arrr, me hearties, I reckon this be a tricky situation. Climate change be a fierce beast, and it be affectin' us all. But will this fund really be helpin' the poor ol' developing countries, or will it be a mere drop in the ocean? Only time will tell, me mateys. But for now, let's raise our rum-filled mugs to the Biden administration, for at least they be tryin' to do somethin' about this here mess.